Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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