If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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