i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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