clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out