I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts