She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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