I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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