I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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