I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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