we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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