found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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