Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He kissed a someone with a penis
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
