I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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