She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
vagina is talking i cant
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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