Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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