So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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