i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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