Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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