Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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