he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
