but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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