so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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