is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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