I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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