Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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