I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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