I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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