You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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