You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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