I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
