In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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