Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
