I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
