Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
this is an emotional support booty call
Who put my cat in the fridge?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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