Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
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high people should be assigned attendants
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Success! We fucked roommates!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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