the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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