What did we do last night that was yellow?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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