it wasn't lemon gatorade
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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