never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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