scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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