Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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