you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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