i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
ugly people sure do ruin things
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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