Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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