She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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