If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
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