Nicole vs. Life
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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