i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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