UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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