Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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