awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just had sex bonerless
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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