She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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