So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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