I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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