Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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