Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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