Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
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when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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